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Dear Spring Cleaning Monster

Posted on April 3, 2026 by Anonymous

“Is it bad that I’m using ‘Spring Cleaning’ as an excuse to purge my boyfriend’s stuff? He moved in six months ago and his collection of vintage beer cans is ruining the vibe of our living room. If I ‘accidentally’ lose a box during the cleanup, am I a monster?”

The simple answer here is yes. You do not throw out someone’s collection of anything, regardless of how “off vibe” it is. Just talk to him about creating a Man Cave and setting it up in there instead. And if you really can’t stand living with his stuff, maybe you should start thinking about whether there is a future in this relationship or not.

Stick to throwing your own shit out.

Anonymous

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