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Dear Tofurkey Mom

Posted on April 3, 2026April 3, 2026 by Anonymous

“I spent $200 on a heritage ham for Easter Sunday. My daughter just announced she’s gone vegan and expects me to make a full secondary ‘tofurkey’ style spread. Am I a bad mom if I tell her the side dishes are her only option?”

No, you’re not a bad mom. But you seriously spent $200 on a HAM? Regardless, tell your daughter if she’d like to bring the alternative entree she is more than welcome to introduce the rest of the family to veganism. If she doesn’t want to do that, she’s not going to starve only eating the side dishes.

For real though, savor every piece of that meat; regular grocery bills are already outrageous.

Anonyous

 

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